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Oooooweee! These here glasses make me look slicker than a pig in a mud wrastlin contest with David Hasselhoff's hairs! Get u sum so your eyeholes can be happier than my uncle Leroy at Thansgiving dinner! Not to mention that way all them ladies you been sweet on will be distracted by these here fancy glasses and won't notice those crooked teeth pa gave you after daring you to bite that electric fence! Soooooooowweeet!